ohsointrikate:

phinflynn:

youthculturekilledmydog:

lamejorcosta:

urnotok:

allmyvomit:

astudyinobjection:

redrosegiver:

eggydumplings:

thecooltype-kyoya:

chronicles-of-a-lynx:

mynameisdolena:

denahi:

no-sverige-dats-gay:

sexually-frustrated-lobster:

“it was five inches long”

oh my god

“All the rest are jingles”

omg 

“Look at it!”

oh

“But for all their efforts, it would have come too late.”

“But it’s hard being a lobster!” 

Sure

OOC: “Truly Threatening When They Had Come Back Aboard.”

Ok.

“Are you ready to go, Dad?”

Sounds like a very angsty musical. 

“It’s more buisnesslike that way.”

“And when I think about it, I did have fun.”

Aww, I like it.

“Accepting those limitations about yourself will make you much more accepting of others.”

….

I picked up an etiquette book.

“The kaleds were a bipedal humanoid race, only distinguishable from their bitter enemies the Thals by their dark hair, suggesting a shared ancestry at some point in their prehistory.”

“But they don’t like the sun: it makes their heads wobble and their heads giddy.”

“I think I’ve finally outgrown it”

(this is troubling)

“We didn’t want it to have to be this way”

oh

“And if you’ve made me run through all the hot water, I’ll be very annoyed.”

what

“Or nonporous materials.”

lel pocket ref.