What I want to do pretty much every time I share a bed with momi…
Then why don’t you? >uO
Because we can’t always because we have stuff to do sometimes or whatever.
But as often as I can ;D
omg #59
one of my friends just found out the other day that I can be perverted, but even then he said I’m a “closet perv” HE HAS NO IDEA MAN
and 23, 127, and 79 describe me so well
I used to be all of this… but now I’m just some of them
this is all me ugh
guilty of all of them…especially 84
So, so true.
79 and 14 here. the others I’m generally fine with.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “CUSTOMER ON PHONE IS ON HOLD FOR FIVE MINUTES.”
Bottom Text: “COMPLAINS THAT IT WAS 10 AND TELLS ASSOCIATE HOW TO DO JOB.”Last night, I was finishing a transaction for a very nice elderly lady buying a wedding gift for her son. We didn’t have any boxes in Tabletop for the crystal votives she bought, so I was going to run to Men’s to grab her one quick. Before this, the phone rang. It is our policy to give outstanding customer service to the customer at the wrap stand before customers on the phone, so I asked her to hold. So I ran to Men’s and grabbed the box, got her all good to go. Another lady was standing in line with a box of K-Cups, so I rang her up quickly. So it had been about five minutes. Here’s how the phone conversation went.
“Thanks for holding, sorry about the wait. What can I help you with?”
“You kept me on hold for ten minutes. God. Anyway, I’m looking for wax warmers that I can dip my hands in to.”
“I know that’s not something we carry in store, but let me check the system to see if it is something we can order. … Sorry, ma’am. That’s not something Macy’s carries.”
“For crying out loud! For ten minutes you had me on hold. You could have asked me what I wanted and I would have told you! You kept me on hold for ten minutes just to say no. So you’re sure you don’t have any.”
“Yes.”
*CLICK*Thanks for telling me how to do my job.
10? hah!
even better when you can see the queue. working for a helpdesk does that.
I’ve had people waiting for 7 minutes (as I picked their call up) start with “I’ve been on hold for 20 minutes and…” and I’ll let them go through their rant, then start with “actually you weren’t waiting that long, it was only about x minutes (being their time)” and continue.
I’m not going to take your shit, and if you think you can get some special treatment out of it: you work for the SAME COMPANY as me you numbskulls. you won’t be getting anything.
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Instant reblog.
stop what you’re doing and watch
Not reblogging this is a federal offense.
<3
I can understand if you don’t reblog this. It just means you are not a man.
this will make a man out of me
I’m never gonna catch my breath when I see this on my dash.
I love this movie so freaking much.
always reblog, no questions asked.
Fuck they establish so much in one stupid montage and it’s so beautiful and no one can question is because it’s done so beautifully!
FACBOOK IS UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR
YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS!
I wonder if Disney knows they had young girls perfectly content to grow up and become a man due to this song
Mandatory Reblog.
Can someone tell me the name of this app? I must have it. @_@
If I had a phone, I would get this.
Omigod! I actually have this XD
not a fan of iphones per se, but damn if this isn’t cute.
WTF? I remember being blatantly offended by the stupidity of this ad campaign. I didn’t buy DP for months afterwards. Consumer appeal fail.Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
Woooooooooooow. And I mean WOOOOOOOOOOOW. That is fail on a catastrophic level, DP.
*buys Dr. Pepper 10 for the irony*
This ad campaign has always reminded me of the Yorkie Bar over in the UK.
